So one day this week, instead of giving my children the pizza I regularly make, I shook things up a little bit and invented a new recipe.
(Oh, and it also might have been to make my diet-freak of a husband happy. But that's a story for another time.)
Here's what I did.
Make the pizza dough recipe from here. (If you yelled at your kids a lot that morning and are feeling especially bad about yourself, I highly suggest using some whole wheat flour as well.)
Then, while the dough rising, get one package/bag/whatever of frozen spinach. Defrost & drain. Mix with one bag of Mozzarella cheese. Then chop a small onion and 1-2 cloves of garlic. Saute them in a little olive oil or cooking spray until they are soft.
Mix the spinach and cheese mixture with the onion mixture.
Then proceed with making the regular pizza - spread the dough in a pan & put the sauce on. Then put the spinach/cheese/onion mixture on top and bake it.
Viola! You have healthy, delicious, pizza!
(No picture, sorry...camera battery died right before dinner).
Serve it to your children with a side of baby carrots and I promise, as you watch them devour it, you will feel your self worth as a parent slowly returning.
But if your children are evil little beasts and they say, "Ew this is disgusting I don't like spinach and carrots I hate this make me something else no I wont eat this blah blah blah," well then, your children are evil little beasts and I can't help you out there. They probably deserved whatever you did to them.
And that's all I have to say about that.
Serve it to your children with a side of baby carrots and I promise, as you watch them devour it, you will feel your self worth as a parent slowly returning.
But if your children are evil little beasts and they say, "Ew this is disgusting I don't like spinach and carrots I hate this make me something else no I wont eat this blah blah blah," well then, your children are evil little beasts and I can't help you out there. They probably deserved whatever you did to them.
And that's all I have to say about that.
P.S. This is officially the second time I am tagging a post as "crazy people" and referring to myself

5 comments:
my kids and my husband would never eat that, but it sounds yummy to me!!!!
I think I would have to come up with something to call the green stuff (that was not spinach) to get my husband and kids to eat it. And I don't think my husband would fall for it...the younger two kids might though.
I think it sounds yummy and you are very lucky to have a family that would eat it!
"It's a tactic I highly recommend. It's much easier than actually being patient." LOLOLOL!
HA HA HA HA! I do this too!!! When we are having a bad morning I use the more expensive whole wheat bread for sandwiches!!! We should be friends!!
yummmmmmm
i need to try this method of parental guilt-ridding.
uhh yum. I'm coming over to your house for dinner the next time I need to escape mine, again.
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